Henny Youngman Quotes

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Anniversary Quotes

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Funny Quotes

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Marriage Quotes

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Medical Quotes

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Morning Quotes

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Music Quotes