Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.